Cat-burglars broke into a Miami pet shop and made off with a dozen of the store's cute and fuzzy little puppies (and several bags of dog food). The burglars, who targeted small-dog breeds, were caught on tape but were wearing disguises. What's most striking about the story was this reaction from Tyler Thomson, the store's owner.

"I just feel sorry for those dogs, because they don't deserve those dogs. They come in and steal, and how are they going to take care of them?" said Thomson.

Probably with that stolen dog food, some stolen dog bowls, and stolen water. Then there's this:

His next step is to buy a big guard dog, to keep a eye on the remaining pups.

Won't they just steal the guard dog too?