Ravenwood - 03/01/05 06:45 AM
I hope to God that I'm never this hard up.
A 63-year-old man is charged with sexual gratification with an animal for allegedly having sex with calves.Harold G. Hart, of Neillsville, allegedly told police that he routinely stopped at a Greenwood farm, usually after bar closing or on trips to strip clubs near Marshfield or Neillsville.
Category: Dumb Criminals
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Eww...of course, the advantage with calves is that you never have to kick them out of bed in the morning.
Posted by: Jack Cluth at March 1, 2005 9:16 AMHis favorite music for these seductions must be "Mooo-n River"!
Between this and the Buffalo Nickel story...
Posted by: Steve Scudder at March 1, 2005 10:31 AMIt happened to heiffers in Wisconsin? God only knows how it will effect the cheese.........
Posted by: Robert Garrard at March 1, 2005 1:11 PM"Oh, George! Not the livestock!" - Delbert, [i]O' Brother, Where Art Thou?[/i]
Posted by: Dan Newbanks at March 1, 2005 2:13 PMWorse yet, they were underage....
Posted by: Don Meaker at May 22, 2005 4:06 PM(c) Ravenwood and Associates, 1990 - 2014
