Ravenwood - 11/08/02 02:57 PM
First posted 7/27/2002:
For those of you that have been desperately afraid of alien abductions, fear no more. For a mere $35, you can make a helmet to protect you from alien mind control. It looks like it'd be rather hot to wear around in the summer, but the instructions say that you can punch some holes into it and not affect the functionality too much. Just make sure you take it off your head first.
I reposted this because Michele is always talking about tin-foil hats. I'm hoping to illustrate that it takes more than tin-foil to stop alien abductions. (well, not much more)
too funny!
Posted by: todd at November 8, 2002 3:19 PMBut does it stop you from hearing the bleating of the loony left? Tin foil hats do all that and more!
Posted by: michele at November 8, 2002 7:03 PMI wear industrial-strength ear plugs and yell (and WRITE) "fuck" a lot. That keeps the lefties at bay for me.
Posted by: Acidman at November 8, 2002 8:36 PMI just go hang out with Acidman, where we spend all our time drinking, smoking, and exploring carnal delights. Funny, nothing else bothers me when I'm there.
Posted by: Da Goddess at November 8, 2002 10:09 PM(c) Ravenwood and Associates, 1990 - 2014
