Already burned through that six pack you got the other day, huh? Had I been able to predict this, I totally would have tried to get more furniture in my car since the value of the token of appreciation for help in moving it has now risen. :)

It is a sad day for pale ales everywhere.

Great. Soon we'll be reduced to drinking only Natural Light, which actually uses finely shredded gym socks in place of real hops, you know, to get their characteristic skunky flavor.