The NCAA's bigoted ban on Native Americans has hit the William and Mary "Tribe", reports the Ass. Press:

William & Mary will be allowed to keep its "Tribe" nickname, but can't use it in NCAA championship competitions and also is barred from holding NCAA events.

The NCAA also said that William and Mary won't be allowed to cure cancer or solve global warming.*

* I've been waiting to use that line since it was used to describe the NCAA football sanctions against the U. of Kentucky for postseason play.