Ravenwood - 11/04/05 06:15 AM
A joke:
- A man and a woman are having drinks and the topic of discussion eventually turns to sex.
"Come on," the man says. "You mean to tell me that you wouldn't have sex with a guy for a million dollars."
"No," she claims.
"You mean, I pull out a suitcase filled with money, tell you that you can have it all and all you have to give me is one night of love, and you walk away. I mean, we're talking about a million dollars here."
"Okay," she admits. "For a million dollars, yes. If nobody else had to know about it, I'd have sex with you for a million dollars."
The guy says, "Okay, how about $100."
"WHAT!? I'm not a prostitute."
He fires back, "Well, we've already established that you're a prostitute, now we're just haggling over price."
Category: Lampoonery
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There is no such thing as a new joke, is there? I heard this one attributed to George Bernard Shaw.
Posted by: Brett at November 5, 2005 1:21 PMThe version I heard was as follows:
A man asked a young woman if she would sleep with him for a million dollars. She thought it over briefly, then said she would. At that point he offered her $5.
She angrily retorted "What kind of a girl do you think I am?"
He responded "We've already established that, now we're just haggling over the price"
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