If you've been wondering how absurd the anti-Bushies can get, the Democrat National Committee has an answer. They are blaming President Bush for being too healthy, while our nation's kids are getting fat.

While President Bush has made physical fitness a personal priority, his cuts to education funding have forced schools to roll back physical education classes and his Administration's efforts to undermine Title IX sports programs have threatened thousands of women's college sports programs.

"President Bush's has dropped the ball when it comes to fully funding physical education in public schools and women's athletic programs at the college level," said Democratic National Committee spokesman Josh Earnest. "His personal habits indicate that physical fitness is not just fun and games for him. Don't our kids deserve the same opportunities to be physically fit? President Bush should stop running from his responsibility and make sure that all American children have access to physical fitness programs."

President Clinton set a horrible example, gobbling up cheeseburgers and McDonald's fries, but nobody made a federal case about it. But along comes Bush setting a healthy example, and all of a sudden kids can't slim down without a government exercise program.