Hugo Chavez, the Venezuelan dictator pokes fun at Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice, saying that she dreams about him. To which the esteemed John Hawkins quips:

You know, Hugo, I heard Condi has dreams about you, too. Unfortunately they all end with the trigger being pulled on a sniper rifle.

Ha, ha, ha! Now that's funny! Aw, c'mon Hugo, I'm just kidding! Just because you're an anti-American socialist sitting on a large supply of oil doesn't mean you have anything to worry about...or maybe it does, who can say in these sort of situations?

Either way, sleep well, Hugo!