Ravenwood - 02/11/05 07:30 AM
"We are asking the mother to come in and talk with us. ... We'd like to have a thorough discussion with the mother and father." -- Broward County Sheriff Ken Jenne, after a newborn baby was thrown out the window of a moving car.
"Oh, and bring that evidence with ya, otherwise, I got no case and you'll go scot-free." -- Springfield Police Chief Clancy Wiggum, on the Simpsons.
Category: Dumb Criminals
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They were just exercising a "zero-tolerance policy" for babies. Lernt that in skool, they did.
Posted by: Steve Scudder at February 11, 2005 8:05 AMIt was a hoax. The "witness" was the baby's mother and concocted the story to try to conceal the fact that it was her baby and that she was trying to abandon him.
Posted by: Andrew Upson at February 11, 2005 8:42 PM(c) Ravenwood and Associates, 1990 - 2014
