By now, you've probably heard of the guy who peed his way out of an avalanche. If you are asking what this guy was doing with 60 pints of beer in his car, you've obviously never read my Drunk Stories of the Day.

Of course, it's probably global warming that got him into it in the first place:

Parts of Europe have this week been hit by the heaviest snowfalls since 1941, with some places registering more than ten feet of snow in 24 hours.