That must be one of those newly available bottomless magazines invented by a coffee shop employee while on his break!

According to the Brady camp, these new magazines are known to go on killing sprees on their own, without human involvement. Very dangerous and just perfect for a new fundraiser.

The VPC, when asked to comment via telephone, said: "We've already had two reports of vicious attacks on innocent koala babies and kittens. We have an unconfirmed report that our own headquarters is a target. We will issue a press release on this in a few...bang..bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang,
...crackle..buzz.....[dialtone].....

Actually, we often do this to keep the magazine handy, but to ensure that a round can't be chambered accidentally.

Yeah, my gun is always chambering rounds by itself.

;-)