I once went out with this smokin' Hooters waitress who was aspiring to be a model. She was absolutely gorgeous, but at 5'4" tall I told her quite flatly, "I see a pole in your future." She didn't quite know what I meant, but apparently this guy does.

School officials in Palo Alto are reconsidering their use of a popular speaker for an annual career day after he advised middle school students that they could earn a good living as strip dancers.

William Fried told eighth-graders at Jane Lathrop Stanford Middle School that stripping and exotic dancing could be lucrative career moves for girls, offering as much as $250,000 or more per year, depending on their bust size.