Ravenwood - 11/23/04 08:00 AM
If you are traveling by air this holiday season, you might get a little extra thrill:
In late September, the Transportation Security Administration (TSA) began allowing security checkpoint screeners to manually pat down women's breasts and the genital and derriere regions of both sexes during searches. The point is to find hidden explosives while machines that might perform the job are still being tested. "I know it's not pleasant," says Rep. John Mica, chairman of the House aviation subcommittee, "but until we get the technology, what are the options?"Something tells me that the good looking young females are more likely to require extra screening.
Well, since they're the opposite of swarthy Middle-Eastern males between 20-40, of course they're just the kind of people the terrorists would use to get by security.
Duh!
Posted by: Brian J. at November 23, 2004 8:45 AMAlso, a handy (pun intended) method for identifying transvestite terrorists!
Box cutter...HA!
Posted by: Steve Scudder at November 23, 2004 9:38 AMIf I had to get groped, I would rather it be by a person than a machine. I can just imagine the perverts that will be buying airline tickets just for the free grope now!
Posted by: Joseph at November 23, 2004 9:51 AMI don't like my job, anyway... Where can I get an application?
Posted by: Mays at November 23, 2004 10:08 AMI think I may swing by the airport on the way home tonite. I don't think you can get that much contact at your local "gentleman's" club.
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