Maybe we should pass an Assault Pitchfork Ban.

A robber who used a rusty pitchfork to stick up a bank got away -- and so far, finding him has been like looking for a needle in a haystack.

The man, wearing sunglasses and a mask, entered Security Federal Bank Tuesday morning and threatened employees with the 4-foot-long pitchfork. The man took an undisclosed amount of money.

At 4-foot long, the pitchfork was obviously a "sportsterized" model. It wouldn't surprise me if it had a folding stock or "pistol grip" on it as well.