"We want the word out," says [Michael Moore], who says he should have responded more quickly to allegations of inaccuracy in his Oscar-winning 2002 anti-gun documentary, "Bowling for Columbine." "Any attempts to libel me will be met by force," he said, not an ounce of humor in his familiar voice. "The most important thing we have is truth on our side. If they persist in telling lies, knowingly telling a lie with malice, then I'll take them to court." -- Michael Moore, quoted by the New York Times.

His threats don't scare Christopher Hitchens, who thoroughly debunks Fahrenheit 9/11.