I am going to Las Vegas over Labor Day weekend to attend a wedding, and am in need of some female companionship.

FREE VEGAS VACATION OFFER 2004 - Applications are being accepted from attractive young women (ages 18 to 35 38) who would like to accompany me on an all expenses paid trip to Las Vegas for Labor Day Weekend 2004. Airfare¹, transportation, hotel², meals³, and all drinks⁴ will be provided in exchange for short-lived but frequent sexual favors⁵. Applicants must be over 18, and be able to travel. If you are interested in applying, please submit nude photos of yourself, a photocopy of your passport or drivers license, and results from a recent  HIV test to: freevacation AT ravnwood DOT com

Terms and conditions:
-Offer void where prohibited by law.
-I reserve the right to refuse travel and services to anyone, at any time, for any reason.
-Since there is always the possibility the bride and groom will get cold feet and back out, there is a remote possibility that we will not end up going.
-Photo submissions will not be returned, may be shared with friends, and/or posted on the internet.

1 - Must be willing to fly steerage or luggage class.  You may be asked to ride in a suitcase, packing crate, animal holding pen, or asked to hold your breath for up to 9 hours.
2 - Must be willing to share a bed, and sleep in the wet spot.
3 - Meals will be served at least once per day, and may have little sustenance or nutritional value.
4 - Drinks will be very alcoholic and very plentiful.
5 - Sexual favors typically last from 2 to 27 minutes, and may involve animals, midgets, or leather bindings.