CBS claims to have discovered a man manufacturing the "deadliest weapons imaginable" out of his New Jersey home.

They are deadly weapons and advertised that way on the Internet. Swords, sickles, axes and flails, the weapons of war from another time. But they are being manufactured and sold today, on a tree lined residential street in Garfield, New Jersey and the neighbors are not happy.

GASP! Sharp objects being made at home and sold for profit. Are these the most pathetic people on Earth? If a news crew came to my door and told me that one of my neighbors was manufacturing and selling swords, I'd ask how much they cost. But that's not the reaction they're reporting.

"That's very disturbing. Who's he selling them to. I mean I have teenage kids here in the high school, and stuff so they should really do something about that," says one neighbor.

"I hate it, it's awful," says another.

"That's terrible. He should be arrested. They should take these knives away from him," says a third neighbor.

That's right, he lives just TWO BLOCKS FROM A SCHOOL! Oh, the humanity! And there's kids in the neighborhood. Well, if the government isn't looking out for these kids, who is?! Certainly you don't expect their parents to keep them out of trouble.

But don't worry. He won't be selling swords for much longer. After CBS blew the whistle on him, local authorities have issued him a summons for illegally running a business out of his apartment. That'll make New Jersey safe once again.