Product disclaimers are popping up everywhere. I tend to think that the most ridiculous disclaimers out there are the byproduct of some moron who did something stupid and ended up suing over it (like for spilling hot coffee on herself).

Well, my cousin recently purchased a new flea collar for her dog. The collar came sealed in a tiny plastic bag, with a small photo of a dog on the front. In the fine print underneath the picture read the disclaimer: "Dog not included".