Ravenwood - 02/27/04 06:00 AM
The AP reports that Rosie O'Donnell is the first gay celebrity to take advantage of San Francisco's renegade policy on gay marriage. But in reading the article, it sounds like she accomplished another first.
O'Donnell and Carpenter, who have four children together, walked hand in hand down the grand marble staircase in the rotunda to thunderous applause from hundreds of spectators who came to witness the city's first celebrity same-sex wedding.Perhaps I really don't want to know the answer, but just how do two women "have four children together"? Is this some sort of human asexual reproduction?
Comments
Why are you confused? Rosie has always had a bulge between her legs that I'm envious of. Just because he's a cross dresser doen't mean he can't have kids.
Posted by: Kingslasher at February 27, 2004 1:13 PMThey're clones! Clones I tell you!
They cloned sheep, didn't they?
Posted by: Ralph Gizzip at February 27, 2004 9:46 PMSperm banks. Turkey basters.
At least I certainly hope that's the explanation in Rosie's case. Anything else is too nauseating to think about. (And Rosie clones are even worse...)
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