Here is an open letter to the couple that could not attend the VT-Miami game and sold me their tickets on the 50 yard line at a comparitive bargain.

Mike,

I just wanted to thank you again for the tickets. I also wanted to let you know that you didn't really miss much. The game wasn't very exciting, nor were the seats that great. It wasn't very loud in the stadium, and I didn't get to cop a cheap feel from the hot girl jumping up and down in the seat behind me. I also didn't get to have any fun tailgating and drinking before the game. We also didn't run onto the field and celebrate the victory with other drunken fans. Nope, we didn't do any of that. It was just another ordinary day.

But thanks again...