Over the past two days, I received these two comments. Now, I hate to stereotype people, but what can be said about these two commenters with almost certainty.

Pheobe writes:

that iz soooo mean! hoo r these ppl hoo do this and y dont they just kill da cat b4 they burn it and boil it etc... and y were u watchin dat thingo, wot eva u were watchin neway, sounds pretty sik 2 me. oh well, wot can 1 do?!

Meanwhile, Brie writes:

some are reasonable but most gurls wouldn't stick with a guy like this for very long. who cares if u dont like her mother...is it THAT hard to put on a smile for her? And guys like they have in cosmo do excist i've met a few and if u've ever read a cosmo u'd know its all about pleasing ur man!so u should be thankful for cosmo

Aside from both apparently being female (although 'Brie' sounds more like a french cheese than someone's name) just what do you think these two authors have in common?