Better keep an eye on this girl, and keep a safe distance. It's not that I don't like redheads, it's that I don't like the effect they have on me.

Speaking of redheads, Brent points out a group that may add me to their shit list. Look girlies, I like redheads, believe me, I do. You can ask any of the five redheads from my past, who toyed with me, batted me around like a ball of string, and then cast me aside when they were done with me.