Someone pissed in Mr. Coons cheerios this morning. He doesn't have a permalink to today's miniblog entry, so I'll just quote the entire thing.

I'M DISGUSTED WITH...

...the whole concept of blogs and blogging (or at least what most of them have degenerated to)!!! IMHO there are some serious "sick puppies" out there!!! I've simply had it with "bionic dick" tales (and all the clever comments about same), witnessing several of what amount to "electronic nervous breakdowns", and well just about everything connected with blogging. Doesn't mean I'll stop reading the few of my favorites, I just don't want to be part of it anymore!!! Buh-bye!!!

I haven't witnessed any ENBs, save Phillip's. (The excessive use of exclamation points is the first sign.) Then again, I haven't had a lot of time to really look for any. With some people it's hard to tell if they are having a nervous breakdown, or they just overdosed on coffee.

Oh well, it makes for some entertainment to cure the doldrums. I'm reminded of the time my friend Ken kept picking on this guy's last nerve. The guy got so upset, he finally stood up and charged at Ken screaming "I can't take it anymore." Needless to say, he never made it there. There's a reason Ken always surrounded himself with big friends.