Ravenwood - 06/19/03 03:26 PM
Uh oh. NASA scientists claim that the Earth and Mars are hurtling toward each other at a rate of 30 km per second. And there is nothing we can do about it.
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AAHAAAAAA!! THERE IT ISSSS!! ITS GETTING CLOSE!! AAHHA HOLY SHITT!!!! WERE GOING TO DIE!! GOD HELP US!!!! FUUUUU--oh wait.. it was a lightening bug.. My bad fellas. my bad.
Posted by: John Mays at June 19, 2003 3:46 PMShould be easy to check the validity of that statement... at that rate, the two planets should collide in about three weeks' time, yes?
In the light of that, there's only one thing to do: BUY MORE GUNS AND AMMO.
As for the uses thereof, I'm taking the Fifth.
Posted by: Kim du Toit at June 19, 2003 7:26 PMYou got me? I don't think they provide enough information to figure that out.
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