(2003-04-25) -- U.S. President George Bush said North Korea's announcement that it had nuclear weapons and might test them was "a real time saver."

"I want to thank Kim Jong Il," said Mr. Bush. "We could have spent months, even years, going through the U.N. Security Council just trying to find out if they had nuculer weapons. Now, we can move directly to step two, which is 'Drop your weapons and come out with your hands up.'"

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