Here is this week's Friday Five.

1. What was the last TV show you watched?
Modern Marvels on the History Channel. How do you think I got to be so smart?

2. What was the last thing you complained about?
In the immortal words of Yoda, "Do or do not, there is no complain."

3. Who was the last person you complimented and what did you say?
I gave a good job reference for my buddy Zach. I told the prospective employer "Yep, you'll be lucky if you can get this guy to do any work for ya."

4. What was the last thing you threw away?
My last relationship. I was tired of her needing sex all the time, and waiting on me hand and foot, so I broke it off.

5. What was the last website (besides this one) that you visited?
Venomous Kate sent me a link for a Christina Aguilera nudie pic. Does that count?