Craig seems to be having trouble maintaining the humidity in his humidor and gun safe.

Personally, I gave up on standard humidification devices for my cigars years ago. I've resorted to using shot glasses stuffed with paper towels and PG-H2O solution. It seems to work pretty well, except for when the humidity in my home drops below 40%. Then my house seems to suck all the humidity out of my humidor. Worse case scenario, I abandon style and go for functionality by wrapping a plastic bag around my humidor. It may look like shit, but my cigars make it through the dry winter air.

As for a 'gun safe', my guns are usually placed strategically around my house. I figure the pistol hanging from my headboard is 'safe' enough for me.