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An oil tanker broke in two off the coast of Spain, and the spillage could be twice the size of the Exxon Valdez spill. Hopefully the damage will be contained, but I couldn't help but notice that the existing damage to animals is mainly limited to 'sea birds' who have been 'taken for treatment'.

As someone who grew up on the ocean, I can honestly say, that one less sea bird is a good thing. Several hundred less 'sea birds' is a great thing. These birds are disgusting, vile creatures that I liken to rats and vermin. The only good birds are those that are worth eating (chickens and the like), and those that help control insect and rat populations (owls and the like). The others mainly feed on garbage and dead carcasses. I know, scavenging is a necessary job, but a few hundred less scavengers isn't going to hurt anyone.

To me, 'rescuing' animals that are suffering seems like a huge waste of resources. It would be much more efficient to euthanize the poor bastards and go about cleaning up the beaches. What it comes down to is that they are dumb animals, and their life, like all life, was finite to begin with. Cleaning them up and releasing them back into the ocean does a lot to warm the hearts of tree huggers, but little to restore nature's life cycle.

I have a question for these tree hugging, bed wetting, environmentalist wackos that go out and 'rescue' animals like this. Do you 'rescue' all life, or just the cute and fuzzy mammals and birds? What about any insects, worms, and microscopic creepy crawlies that are coated with a good slick of oil? Are they to be saved, or do you simply squash the bugs while running after the birds? Don't answer, I already know the hypocritical truth.



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Did I ever tell you that my microbiology professor worked on improving the bacteria that are released to help clean up oil spills? Dr. K is freakin' brilliant! She was certainly wasting her time teaching a bunch of nursing students microbiology....but, it afforded her more family time. Oh, the stories I could tell you about her and the oil spills.....

Posted by: Da Goddess at November 19, 2002 5:59 PM

Interesting. My father's company cleans up oil and hazmat spills.

Posted by: Ravenwood at November 19, 2002 9:29 PM

Yo, hay or dude

Its not all about a frikin bird, its about the local economy as much as its about the environment. Its about rules governing the sea and what types of tankers are safe with toxic cargo, its about local people and there means to make a living, its about the worlds dependence on oil etc... The bird thing is media sound biteing and knee jerk emotional reaction, not that its not true, and if all the birds died that just means more bugs so there are always gonna be an effect.

Posted by: e-nuf at November 20, 2002 4:48 PM

I never said that oil spills are a good thing. But they could clean up the beaches and start bringing back the tourists a lot quicker if they'd quit worrying about a few hundred birds. Hand cleaning of birds with paper towels and releasing them back into the wild is foolish, and a waste of resources.

Posted by: Ravenwood at November 20, 2002 5:09 PM

I'm with you Ranenwood. I grew up on the shore and seagulls are flying rats. At least rats won't fight you for your lunch..

Posted by: Mike S at November 22, 2002 7:56 AM

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