England is a country where the citizens are unarmed, and self defense is a crime. Now they are being terrorized by a fuzzy little squirrel. Why did we bail these people out in WWII, only to have them conquered by a legion of rodents? Next thing you know, even the French will be making fun of them.

Perhaps we should ship them an army of 12 year old boys armed with BB guns to help them fight back.

"Everyone round here is living in fear...it's a vicious little thing. I'll never trust squirrels again," says Blanche Kellye, a local resident.

Personally, I learned my lesson years ago, when I loaned a squirrel $20 and he never paid me back.

(link via ATS)

UPDATE: Why didn't I think of this? Taranto thinks Reuters should have known better. "One man's terrorist is another's nut gatherer."