Well, now that I'm rich, and have "won life's lottery," I guess I'll have to make some changes in my life. I think I'm going to start by getting rid of my scant 1-bedroom apartment. That puts me in the market for a modest 5-bedroom estate on about 40 acres of land. Of course, I'll also have to purchase some small 5000 sq. ft. condos in all my favorite stomping grounds. That way I won't have to stay in a hotel, or bother friends and relatives when I come to visit.

Next, I'll sell my Ford and buy a Mercedes or Jaguar for running around on the weekends. Perhaps I'll get that classic '62 Vette I've had my eye on. Of course, I'll need a limousine and chauffeur for during the week. I saw a magazine called "Car and Driver," which sounds like it may have some information on the subject.

Of course, I'll also have to get rid of all my old friends. I don't want my riches coming between us. Besides, I'll have to start socializing with a whole new crowd now. I'll try to forget all you little people while I enter the class of the parvenu.