That was pretty funny. But there is a perfectly logical refuation of the "we license cars, why not guns" argument:

Cars are licensed for use in public. You don't need to license a car in order to own one, and you don't need to license it if you're not going to drive it on a public street. So, if you're going to insist on licensing my gun, then by this logic, you are telling me that it's legal to carry it in public.

Thanks. You'll be happy to know that you appear to have touched a nerve with my pet troll "Young Goodman Brown." He addresses you in my comments.