Christopher Reeve claims that President Bush, dressed as a Nun, pushed him off his horse, causing him to break his neck and be paralyzed.

Ok, he didn't say exactly that. What he did say was that Bush was kowtowing to the evil Catholics by blocking stem cell research. Stem cell research that was guaranteed to cure his paralysis. Ok, well not guaranteed.

Any way, Reeve feels that Bush and the Catholics are out to deny him his Constitutional right to walk again. He then goes on to offend those screwball Jehovah's Witnesses.