Another reality show is on the way. Liza Minnelli and her husband will have their own show where the cameras will follow them around everywhere, except no cameras in the bedroom - because the cameramen refused to go in there. -- Conan O'Brien, July 26, 2002

Congratulations to Lance Armstrong on his fourth Tour de France victory! He rolled into France without stopping, for the fourth time. Hey, the Germans were only able to do that twice. -- Jay Leno, July 29, 2002