Name:  Shawn (aka Col. Colitis aka Shroomy)
Age:  20-something
Status:  Married
Occupation:  Civil Service
Location:  Roanoke, VA
Bio:  I have known Shawn since about 1997.  Shawn quit his job in Virginia Beach and moved to Roanoke to pursue a career with the federal government.
Hobbies:  Everquest (includes fishing, waiting, fishing, waiting, and fishing)

My take on him:  Shawn can seem a bit odd at times.  He is a great guy, and the life of any party, but sometimes its hard to see past his anal fixation.  If you ever invite him over, you'd better hide the remote, because you may not want it back.  

Shawn seems to excel at online gaming.  Weeks worth of undelivered mail sit in his living room while he spends quality time fishing in Everquest.   It was once said that he "took to Doom and Doom2 like a Greek boy to consensual anal sex."