Name:  Marnette (aka Curly)
Age:  30-something
Status:  Single
Occupation:  Accountant/Lawyer for a despised government agency
Location:  NOVA
Bio:  Marnette grew up in a small Pennsylvania town, but now lives in Northern Virginia.  We attended the same college, and met each other when she moved in with Jennifer.  
Hobbies:  Basking in the sun, listening to Buffett, and sipping margaritas.

My take on her:  Curly and I attended the same university, although she was years ahead of me.  Being an accountant was not challenging nor despicable enough for her, so she went to an expensive law school so she could become a blood sucker.  As a matter of fact, at the current rate that law schools are churning out lawyers, by the year 2025 there will be more lawyers than humans.