Name:  Bill (aka MonkEspank)
Age:  30-something
Occupation:  IT
Location:  Pittsburgh, PA
Bio:  Bill is 30 something, divorced, and has two kids.  He originally hails from the "Iron City", and moved back there a few years ago. 
Favorite Beer: Free
Hobbies:  Drinking, sports, porn, and alcohol poisoning.

My take on him: I have known Bill for a few years.  Bill moved back to Pittsburgh, after he had reached the Commonweath of Virginia's allowable maximum for worker's compensation.  He has two lovely children who will hopefully grow up to be nothing like him. j/k

With Bill, porn is an obsession.  He goes for shock factor more than anything, and we frequently try to "one-up" each other.  Bill used to always say, "If it doesn't contain large black men, midgets, or animals, it just isn't porn".

So far, Bill is the only member of our group that has ever drank himself to death.  After hearing about his death and resuscitation, many of us tried to duplicate his success.  Unfortunately, we fell short and just ended up lapsing into a coma for a few days.

To my knowledge he is also the only member to ever be held up at gunpoint.  He claimed the perps made him and his brother strip down naked, but I think that they were naked when the crooks arrived.