Thievery at Hosting Matters


iconAny of you that use Hosting Matters, might want to read this.


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What country are you from?


This quiz has six questions, when one clearly would have done.

American

Which Country Are You From ??

(Quiz via Owen)

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UK: Army Major arrested, 'armed to the teeth'


iconThe guy comes back from the combat zone carrying his duty firearms, and they call it armed to the teeth. Here is what makes the Brits cower in fear:

He was carrying a standard British Army-issue SA80 automatic rifle, a pistol and six full magazines of bullets.
Gosh! He must have had a few hundred rounds of ammo on him! Meanwhile, it takes me at least three trips to load up the car every time I go shooting.

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Girls accuse Hokies' Vick of sex with 15-year-old


iconAlthough this story is still developing, I hope it's not true.

Category:  Sports
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Friday Five


iconHere is today's friday five:

You have just won one million dollars:

1. Who do you call first?
My accountant.

2. What is the first thing you buy for yourself?
A beer.

3. What is the first thing you buy for someone else?
A beer.

4. Do you give any away? If yes, to whom?
Aside from the 50% that Uncle Sam seizes at the point of a gun, I don't give shit away.

5. Do you invest any? If so, how?
Probably a mixture of stocks, mutual funds, and class III assault rifles. The rifles will undoubtedly net the highest return.


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Bush's cash for votes program


iconPresident Bush plans to push for a dramatic increase in funding for the National Endowment for the Arts. The $120 Million program uses taxpayer funds (seized at the point of a gun) to purchase "art" that has no monetary value on the free market.

Administration officials, including White House budget experts, said that the president would propose an increase of $15 million to $20 million for the coming fiscal year, which begins Oct. 1. That would be the largest increase in two decades and far more than the most recent increases approved by Congress, about $500,000 for 2003 and $5 million for this year.
The funding increase is part of the "dollars for votes" program that President Bush has been implementing during the first three years of his term.

The NEA uses the threat of lethal force to seize money from American taxpayers, to give it to people like Ernesto Pujol, who created masterpieces like these.

Since nobody on the free market wants to buy crap like this, the NEA has to step in and throw cash at starving artists. Otherwise these beauties might never be created.

UPDATE: Owen actually posted Mapplethorpe photos.

All your vehicles are belong to us


iconKevin also features a wonderfully sad story about asset forfeiture. Cash hungry politicians in El Cajon, Californiastan made changes to the law to allow police to seize a person's car if they are accused of soliciting prostitution (a misdemeanor).

Police responded to the new found powers by happily going out and setting up an entrapping sting, whereby female officers posed as women of the night. Twelve men were busted for trying to purchase something that is perfectly legal to get for free, and the lucrative haul netted 12 cars. They were valued at more than $90,000. Not bad for a night's work.

Of course Johns do have some legal recourse. Although the police can seize and take ownership of their car for the mere accusation of prostitution, defendants have a whopping two days to appeal the matter to a judge.

Isn't California great?

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The sky is falling, the sky is falling


iconKevin at The Smallest Minority points to British hysteria surrounding the MOST TERRIFYING GUN IN THE WORLD that Scotland Yard recently discovered in South East London.

THE first fully automatic handgun to surface in the UK - capable of firing 1,100 rounds a minute - has been seized in a police raid.

It is a Glock 18, banned from sale in the US and described as a "monster of a weapon" that fires bullets with the intensity of a high- pressure water hose. [...]

A Met firearms expert said: "It's extremely worrying that such a weapon is here. I can't stress enough just how dangerous this gun is.

"If it was fired on the streets of London by someone unused to its immense firing capability, there could be a massacre.

"Why even a criminal would want to own such a gun is beyond me. It would probably bethe ultimate in gun status-symbols." The Yard has warned front-line officers about the discovery, which followed a a raid on a residential address in Norwood, South East London.

It's no wonder these folks were ripe for the Nazi pickings when the U.S. saved their butt 60 years ago. They are TERRIFIED over a 9mm full auto Glock pistol. I would think that the 9mm Mac 11 would be just as terrifying. (You can buy one here.) The Mac 10 is available in .45 and the rate of fire is just as high. Of course if you want some real firepower, try a full auto AK-47, or better yet a belt-fed 1919. Although the import of all machine guns for civilian use (not just the Glock) was banned in 1986, the guns are still available legally in the U.S..

Check out the scare quotes the Euro-weenies heap onto the ignorant public:

The report said the Glock can fire "armour-piercing ammunition". It has a compensation device to keep it straight during firing. [...]

US arms expert Walt Rauch said: "Shooting the G18 full-auto is just like turning on a high-pressure hose." [...]

Det Insp Martin Ward said: "This is something of a monster of a weapon."

Hoplophobia is abound in England.

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Margin of Error


Suffering from the fallout at the Beeb, journalist Andrew Gilligan tries to explain that reporters should not be held to the same "standard of perfection" that they hold for heads of state. In a bout of 'rules for you but not for me' syndrome, Gilligan claims:

"There has to be a latitude -- a margin for error. It is important to have in mind that in the context of political reporting, it can be right to report matters, even if it later turns out that they are untrue."
Andrew Gilligan's report that Prime Minister Tony Blair "sexed up" intelligence on Iraq has resulted in the resignation of several of the Beeb's top brass. Gavyn Davies and Greg Dyke both left the BBC in disgrace, after an independent British investigator criticized Gilligan's report as completely unfounded. The source for the BBC's report, Dr. David Kelly, committed suicide last year.

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Lack of posting


iconYou may have noticed a genuine lack of posting today. It would appear that the Staff Writers of Ravenwood's Universe have been struck ill. While the cause of the illness is still not completely clear, it would appear that the likely culprit is the soporific after effects of an accidental overingestion of the hydroxyl derivatives of hydrocarbons.

As soon as the illness passes, posting should resume to normal.


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If matches are banned, only criminals will have matches


iconThe AP reports that a pair of Democrat Senators want to ban all matches and lighters from airplanes. Senators Ron Wyden of Oregon and Byron Dorgan of North Dakota are concerned that a terrorist could use matches or a lighter to ignite a makeshift bomb a la alleged "shoe bomber" Richard Reid.

"Richard Reid was one good flare-up away from blowing a hole in the side of a jet and taking 200 people with him," said Wyden, referring to the convicted terrorist who tried to light a bomb in his shoe on a trans-Atlantic flight in December 2002. It was the smell of sulfur that alerted a flight attendant to Reid's attempt.

"The FBI said the belief is if he had a lighter instead of a match, it would have detonated," Dorgan said.

To the best of my knowledge when Reid boarded his flight, shoe bombs were already banned on airplanes. Amazingly, the anti-bomb policy didn't prevent nor discourage Reid from sneaking one on board. Yet for some reason, these Senators think that a ban on matches, would have made a difference.

You do know who (and only who) this is going to impact? Smokers, and other members of the law abiding public. It will do nothing to stop terrorists, who are already trying to sneak guns, knives, bombs, etc. onto commercial airliners. Adding matches to the list does nothing to combat terrorism and everything to harass smokers.

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Global Warming to cause Global Cooling III


icon"It seemed incongruous when former Vice President Al Gore gave a speech on global warming on a bitterly cold day in New York City this month. But in fact it was an appropriate topic: New Yorkers may be able to blame the city's current cold spell -- the most severe in nearly a decade -- on global warming." -- Paul R. Epstein, New York Times.

He should have said that it was an appropriate topic, "in theory".

Related articles:
Global Warming to cause Global Cooling II -- 01/28/2004.
Global Warming to cause Global Cooling -- 01/22/2004
Globlal Cooling -- 09/20/2002

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Sperm whale explodes in Tainan City


icon"Blood and guts of 17-meter long 50-ton mammal splatter sidewalks, automobiles parked nearby."

Apparently the terrorists are using sperm whales as suicide bombers now.

(via Spoons)

UPDATE: Reuters has a photo.

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Bush beats Hillary in New Hampshire


iconThe New Hampshire primary is over, and the votes have been counted. By now, you've heard that John Kerry won. As Neal points out, if you take a look at the results, there were two politicos that garnered a few write in votes.

President George W Bush (WI) 113
Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton (WI) 54

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Leftovers


iconJohn Lott offers more on the NFL's bias against guns.


iconLast year it was estimated that Virginia school districts would need an additional $525 Million under the new budget. Then in December the estimate was raised to an additional $1.1 Billion. Since the commonwealth is strapped for cash, the current budget proposal allocates only a $774 million increase in education funding, and school boards are still whining and complaining that it's not enough.

iconA Hollyweird actor is proposing a boycott of the love story "Cold Mountain" because it is set during the civil war, but doesn't dwell on the evils of slavery. A writer for Raleigh's The News & Observer, Barry Saunders, agrees with the actor's cause, and in doing so shows everyone that he probably failed History. "All during the movie, I ruminated on our absence from it, even though the main backdrop -- the Civil War -- was ostensibly about us. For black people, the movie, one could conclude, was like having a party thrown in your honor -- and not being invited." So the Civil War, and all movies set in America from 1861 to 1865, are "all about" these two jackasses.


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NASA laments using Microsoft software on Mars rovers


iconWith both Mars rovers experiencing problems, NASA is conceding that it was probably a mistake to use Microsoft's Windows operating system to power the rovers. A NASA engineer, speaking on the condition of anonymity, said that at the time Microsoft's software was the only game in town. He also said that although NASA has tried rebooting the rovers several times, the problem doesn't seem to be going away.

A few engineers had recommended using an Apple based system, but after it was realized that the rovers would only work with 10% of the rocket propulsion systems, the idea was scrapped.

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Global Warming to cause Global Cooling II


iconFollowing Al Gore's global warming speech on one of the coldest days of the year, "scientists" are going out of their way to lend credence to the wacky theory. First they claimed that North America and Europe would actually get colder as the global warming worsens. Now take a look at what Britians top government scientists are claiming.

Britain is likely to be plunged into an ice age within our lifetime by global warming, new research suggests.
That's right, we're supposed to believe that global warming will cause an ice age. Are they serious?
A study, which is being taken seriously by top government scientists, has uncovered a change "of remarkable amplitude" in the circulation of the waters of the North Atlantic.
Apparently so. And the theory is so ludicrous that they have to emphasise that it is being "taken seriously".
A report by the International Geosphere-Biosphere Programme in Sweden - launched by Nobel prize-winner Professor Paul Crutzen and other top scientists - warned last week that pollution threatened to "trigger changes with catastrophic consequences" like these.
I see. By using a spray deoderant or refusing to recycle, you are destroying the Earth. That gas guzzling SUV you're driving around could be the end of the world as we know it. By the way, don't forget that PLO terrorist Yassir Arafat is also a Nobel prize-winner.

To bolster their claim, the "scientists" claim that the global warming trend "has accelerated since 1990, during which time the 10 hottest years on record have occurred." Of course what they don't mention is that they've only been keeping records since 1860. On the scale of climate changes and ice ages, 140 years is nothing. Plus they don't seem to factor in any measurement error from using 140 year old technology.

Even if they can prove that 10 of the last 140 years are the hottest on record, is that really enough evidence to justify the freedom grabbing?

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Libya turns over nucular components


Libyan FlagDemocrat Presidential Candidate Howard Dean claims that we are no safer now than before removing Saddam Hussein from power. Libyan dictator Moammar Gadhafi says otherwise.

An American plane carrying components of Libya's nuclear weapons program has arrived in the United States as Moammar Gadhafi follows through on a pledge to dismantle the program.

The plane landed in Tennessee, where the equipment will be unloaded and evaluated, probably at the Oak Ridge nuclear weapons plant, an administration official told The Associated Press.

Gadhafi, trying to break out of diplomatic isolation and seeking a lifting of U.S. economic sanctions, has promised to end development of nuclear and all other weapons of mass destruction.

My guess is that it probably had something to do with this.


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Lincoln said the same thing


iconAnd it led to a bloody civil war. John 'F-ing' Kerry has written off the South as being unimportant on his path to the Presidency. Indeed, the Senator from Taxachussets, and former Vietnam war protestor is making the claim that he doesn't need to woo southern voters or even care about issues that are important to southerners, as long as he's got a strong foothold with the northern states.

"Everybody always makes the mistake of looking South," Kerry said, in response to a question about winning the region. "Al Gore proved he could have been president of the United States without winning one Southern state, including his own."
While technically Kerry is correct, had Gore one just one more Northern state, he would have won the election. But it's pretty indicative that Kerry's goal is to make just enough people happy so that he'll be elected, and not what's good for America.


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Lingerie Bowl


Ohhh yeah!

Who says women can't play football?

(via Peoria Pundit)


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By any other name


iconProgressive Auto Insurance needs to seriously consider changing their name. I don't know about you, but the word 'progressive' makes my skin crawl. Every time I see one of their commercials I automatically think of the freedom grabbing political progressives. It's not something that makes me want to give them my money.

Also, to a lesser extent I think of the Chicoms whenever I see any company called People's.


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Santorum's Slippery Slope


iconRemember Republican Senator Rick Santorum? He was the congressman who said that a SCOTUS decision overturning a state ban on sodomy would start us down the slippery slope. He took a lot of heat over these remarks.

And if the Supreme Court says that you have the right to consensual sex within your home, then you have the right to bigamy, you have the right to polygamy, you have the right to incest, you have the right to adultery. You have the right to anything. Does that undermine the fabric of our society?
Well, whaddaya know, he was right. The AP reports that Utah's ban on polygamy is being challenged.
Utah Attorney General Mark Shurtleff filed a friend-of-the-court brief in the Lawrence (sodomy) case, arguing that overturning the Texas law would open the door to challenges of Utah's polygamy ban.

Shurtleff said he believes Barnard's case is headed for the Supreme Court, and predicted the justices would uphold the polygamy ban.

He's probably right. The SCOTUS doesn't seem to have any problems with giving rulings based on social whims rather than the rule of law.
"We have a long line of cases saying that the institute of marriage is the bedrock of society. Therefore, states have a compelling interest in regulating and controlling marriage," he said.
Personally, I disagree with that notion. As long as all parties are consenting adults, what is the big deal? Also, it is precisely because marriage is the bedrock of society that states should NOT have the power to regulate and control it. Controlling... augh. Why should you need permission from the state to get married to anyone?

My personal libertarian beliefs aside, in light of the Lawrence v. Texas case, where the SCOTUS essentially ruled the Texans were too stupid to govern themselves, I don't understand under what legal argument the SCOTUS could use to NOT overturn polygamy. Unless of course they are going to finally recognize that issues like that are best left to state legislatures. That is a point I made months ago.

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A Liberal Utopia


iconGeorge Will points out that the city of San Francisco is like a biosphere for extreme liberalism. If you have ever wondered what would happen if greens and liberals had complete government control, you need look no further. High homeless populations, terrible public schools, low rates of home ownership and very few families with children. Plus there is the coveted "LGBTQI constituency". (You don't want to know what the 'I' stands for.)


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Democrat Compares VP Cheney to Jesse Jackson


iconI don't get it.

(CNSNews.com) - Vice President Dick Cheney is "the Republican Party's Jesse Jackson," according to Sen. Ernest Hollings, a South Carolina Democrat. In his Jan. 26 column, journalist Robert Novak quotes Sen. Ernest Hollings as making that remark at a Saturday rally for Democrat John Kerry in New Hampshire. According to Novak's column, Kerry has stuck to a "risk-free and symbolic" series of events as he seeks to protect his lead in New Hampshire. Said Novak, "The only mishap in the carefully scripted [Saturday] performance came at the veterans rally when the irrepressible Sen. Ernest F. Hollings of South Carolina, brought in as a Kerry backer, referred to Vice President Dick Cheney as "the Republican Party's Jesse Jackson." Hollings was hustled back to Washington," Novak wrote.


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Say what?


iconIt comes as no surprise that violent crime continues to rise in "gun free" Europe. But check out this exerpt from The Sun.

Britain dominates the top five in the crime league of Western countries, with only Sweden above them.

England and Wales have 10,608 crimes for every 100,000 citizens, followed by Scotland and Northern Ireland with 8,315.

Germany has 7,734, France 6,880 and America -- known for violent crime -- just 4,157.

Violent crime in England is more than double that of the U.S., yet we are the ones "known for violent crime".

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How can they keep a straight face?


iconGun grabbers in Missouri continue to make the claim that the Missouri state constitution forbids the carrying of concealed firearms, even with approval from the legislature. Speaking for the gun fearing wussies, Burton Newman, a St. Louis lawyer claimed that the Missouri Constitution clearly bans the carrying of concealed firearms He even called them an incalculable evil.

Judges also asked Newman whether police officers would be prohibited from carrying concealed weapons if the language in the constitution prohibits concealed weapons.

The constitutional language "is addressed to citizens, not persons serving in an official capacity for the state, such as law enforcement officers," Newman said.

Kudos to the judges on the Missouri Supreme Court for posing a question that I asked last year. In doing so, they have forced Newman to argue before the state supreme court that the Missouri constitution reins in the rights of the people, but not those of the state.

With a straight face, Newman claims that the constitution is in place not to protect citizens from an oppressive government, but instead to protect an oppressive government for civil unrest. As a Libertarian I find his attitude deeply disturbing, and can only hope that the supreme court does as well. Unfortunately, the attitude is all too familiar to those on the far left, who seem to think that 21st century oppression is impossible, and that government can solve all of life's problem.


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Trackbacks Finally


iconI finally got around to setting up the trackbacks. I may fool around with the templates a little bit, but I think I did enough testing to go ahead an implement it. Let me know if you experience any bugs.


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Mmm... Ribs...


iconIf you need a good laugh, check out this exchange between President Bush, and some pesky reporters who were apparently following him around at lunch time.

(link via Tiger)

Full text below:

Remarks by the President to the Press Pool
Nothin' Fancy Cafe
Roswell, New Mexico

11:25 A.M. MST

THE PRESIDENT: I need some ribs.

Q Mr. President, how are you?

THE PRESIDENT: I'm hungry and I'm going to order some ribs.

Q What would you like?

THE PRESIDENT: Whatever you think I'd like.

Q Sir, on homeland security, critics would say you simply haven't spent enough to keep the country secure.

THE PRESIDENT: My job is to secure the homeland and that's exactly what we're going to do. But I'm here to take somebody's order. That would be you, Stretch -- what would you like? Put some of your high-priced money right here to try to help the local economy. You get paid a lot of money, you ought to be buying some food here. It's part of how the economy grows. You've got plenty of money in your pocket, and when you spend it, it drives the economy forward. So what would you like to eat?

Q Right behind you, whatever you order.

THE PRESIDENT: I'm ordering ribs. David, do you need a rib?

Q But Mr. President --

THE PRESIDENT: Stretch, thank you, this is not a press conference. This is my chance to help this lady put some money in her pocket. Let me explain how the economy works. When you spend money to buy food it helps this lady's business. It makes it more likely somebody is going to find work. So instead of asking questions, answer mine: are you going to buy some food?

Q Yes.

THE PRESIDENT: Okay, good. What would you like?

Q Ribs.

THE PRESIDENT: Ribs? Good. Let's order up some ribs.

Q What do you think of the democratic field, sir?

THE PRESIDENT: See, his job is to ask questions, he thinks my job is to answer every question he asks. I'm here to help this restaurant by buying some food. Terry, would you like something?

Q An answer.

Q Can we buy some questions?

THE PRESIDENT: Obviously these people -- they make a lot of money and they're not going to spend much. I'm not saying they're overpaid, they're just not spending any money.

Q Do you think it's all going to come down to national security, sir, this election?

THE PRESIDENT: One of the things David does, he asks a lot of questions, and they're good, generally.

END 11:29 A.M. MST


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AOL Censorship


iconTry sending this Dancing Hillary link to a friend at AOL. It won't work. Apparently AOL knows what's best for their users, and this ain't it.

(via Taranto)


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Welcome to the Airport, please leave your freedom at the door


iconThe Virginia Citizens Defense League is finally starting to get some press for a gun banning issue here in Northern Virginia. The Metropolitan Washington Airports Authority (MWAA) is a joint body set up by Congress, the Commonwealth of Virginia, and the District of Columbia to manage and oversee both of Virginia's DC area airports. Since both airports are located entirely within the Commonwealth of Virginia, they are supposed to abide by Virginia law. However, the pencil pushers at the People's Republic of MWAA just don't see it that way.

At issue is the MWAA's ban of firearms on any property that it manages. That not only includes the airports, but also the Dulles Access Road, routes 28 and 606, and the Metrorail station at Ronald Reagan National Airport. The Dulles Access Road stretches 28 miles from Arlington to Leesburg, and the MWAA manages at least 6 miles of SR 28.

Both of those highways are major thoroughfares, and heavily traveled by non-airport traffic. And there are no signs indicating that you are subject to MWAA regulations, even though a violation several miles away from the airport could land you with 12 months in the pokey and a $2500 fine. When asked about the regulations, MWAA was notably defiant.

The authority, which operates Dulles International and Reagan National airports, says it is not bound by "the more general" state laws and that the ban is necessary to maintain airport security.
Apparently they are claiming sovereignty over not just their land, but all the roads surrounding it.
The Virginia Citizens Defense League claims MWAA is overstepping state and federal laws to purposely conceal the "obscure and unknown" ban, essentially "trapping" law-abiding gun owners who travel across authority property. [...]

"Can they have their own military? Will they print their own money?," [VCDL President Philip] Van Cleave asked. "The federal government, Virginia and D.C. laws all say the Virginia law is supreme at the airports."

Of course, this isn't the first time that the MWAA claimed they were above the law.
Van Cleave said another problem with trying determine the intent of the regulation is the lack of information MWAA has provided about arrests and prosecutions.

MWAA rejected a Virginia Freedom of Information Act in October, again claiming that they were not subject to state laws, Van Cleave said.

How dare you make such a request from the Soveriegn Nation of MWAA?
The VCDL requested a ruling by the Virginia Freedom of Information Advisory Council, which determines who and what is subject to a Virginia FOIA request. The council said "it appears" that MWAA is subject to a state FOIA.
Oops. Maybe they are on the hook. Time to do some backpeddling.
[General counsel for MWAA, Edward Faggen] said while MWAA is not subject to the Virginia FOIA request, it does have its own FOIA policy, which is very similar to Virginia's.
How convenient. They went from "no" to "Okay, but not because you're making us."
However, to produce stop and arrest reports, court case names and related documents since 1987, MWAA estimated it would cost the VCDL $12,480, according to an Oct. 31 letter to the VCDL from an MWAA attorney obtained by the Journal.
Nice. They want citizens to cough up 12 G's for the privilege of viewing "public" information.
MWAA officials said their automated data bases only go back to 2001 and it would take at least 240 hours to manually recover the documents at $52 an hour for police time and $60 per hour to have a lawyer review the documents to determine to what can be disclosed.
Oh, so I have to keep my tax records for 7 years, but they only have to keep arrest records handy for two. And apparently cops only make $8 an hour less than lawyers.

Of course, all this wouldn't even be an issue if it weren't for Virginia's pre-emption law that says local yokels cannot supercede the laws of the Commonwealth. And bureaucratic fiats like this are exactly what pre-emption is all about.

VCDL will continue to fight the good fight, and the way the law reads, they will prevail. Until then, of course, many Northern Virginians will probably continue to inadvertently break the law when traveling anywhere near either of the metro airports. I have personally violated their law dozens of times, as most recently as this weekend.

UPDATE: Link has been corrected. Thanks to reader, Pete.


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Barbara Wawa leaving 20/20


iconNext time some holier than thou network executive or TV news personality starts feeding you a line about journalistic ethics, give them a swift kick in the nuts. The fact that Barbara Walters, arguably the first lady of network news, is leaving 20/20 because of pressure to appeal to teenie boppers and Gen Exers (the key demographic, by the way) should be proof enough that ratings are what really set the news agenda.

The "get," the grab of a celebrity interview subject, is an increasingly important part of network news operations and Walters, along with ABC News colleague Diane Sawyer and NBC's Katie Couric, has been among the fiercest competitors.
[...]

Walters told The New York Times that she's become uncomfortable with the pressure to find interview subjects appealing to young people who are less interested in news.

Although most news bigwigs admit that ratings are a necessary evil, not many will admit that they are the primary focus. They would have you believe in some journalistic ethics mumbo jumbo on one hand, all the while hawking George Foreman Grills and 'Made for TV' movies with the other. What it comes down to is that their sole purpose is to keep you tuned in long enough to sit through their commercials. It's all about advertising. Unless of course you have the fortitude to watch or listen to Public Broadcasting. In which case it's all about "sponsorships" and "donations."

Not that there's anything wrong with that. I just wish they'd have the guts to admit it.


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Playing the race card


icon"My client stands accused of a very serious crime. There is lots of history about black men being falsely accused of this crime by white women." -- Pamela Mackey, defense attorney for Kobe Bryant, playing the race card.

You knew it would come out sooner or later.

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Acceptance Speech from the Edge


icon"I don't think the biggest problem ...two biggest problems in America are that too many people want to commit their lives to one another till death do us part and steroids in sports. I don't think those are our two biggest problems." -- Meryl Streep, taking pot shots at the President's State of the Union address during her acceptance speech for Best Actress in a Mini Series or Movie. She received a luke cold response.

Meryl Streep thinks the State of the Union Address is like an awards ceremony, with all the important goodies coming at the very end of the night.

What surprises me most is that she actually stayed awake for the whole thing.

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Something I wish I'd said


In an article about 'metrosexuality', USA Today featured this humorous quip by John Henson of the "John Henson Project" on Spike TV.

In the premiere episode, Henson preyed on overly precise preening as exemplified by the Schick Quattro razor: "What am I, the Wolfman? Do we really need four blades? I think five is a cheese grater."

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Area bank robber enjoying Wachovia 'No Guns' policy


The Virginia Citizens Defense League has been fighting with Wachovia to get them to remove their "No Guns" signs. Much to their chagrin, pleas from honest law abiding gun owners have been met with a Wachovia form letter informing them of how much safer they are if guns are not permitted inside the bank. Of course the only persons really made safe by Wachovia's anti-gun policy are the bank robbers. And that is proving to be the case, considering three Virginia Beach/Norfolk area Wachovia banks have been robbed in the last 10 days.

Apparently the robber does have the courtesy to obey Wachovia's policies, though, as the perpetrator of all three robberies doesn't even appear to have been armed.

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Temperance movement costing lives


iconSteven Milloy at Fox News is taking anti-smokers to task for the dangers of their rhetoric. He says that their my way or the highway attitude, where they claim that the only way to keep from dying of lung cancer is to quit smoking altogether, is reckless and malicious toward the health of some smokers. Last week a "study" was released that made the claim that smokers are no better off for cutting their smoking habit rather than quitting altogether. The "researchers" claimed that cutting back smoking (known as harm reduction) won't due, and that quitting smoking completely is the only answer.

The University of Minnesota study was accompanied by a Journal of the National Cancer Institute editorial hailing its results and concluding that there are "certainly insufficient data to support the practice of encouraging smokers to pursue reduced smoking as a harm reduction strategy."

That statement is demonstrably false.

Milloy notes that it has long been shown that smoking dangers increase as smoking increases, and it stands to reason that smoking less would lessen the dangers. Since some smokers are unable to quit completely, telling them that cutting their intake is not good enough is not just a lie, it's a deadly lie; something that anti-smokers have for years been accusing tobacco companies of telling.

The anti-smokers are pushing their temperance agenda so hard, that they don't care what the affects are. Milloy notes, "It's a disturbing attitude that seems to be driven more by a blind hatred of the tobacco industry than concern for the health of smokers."

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Duct Tape Alert: Threat Condition Elevated


Another Hollyweird self-aggrandizement awards ceremony is almost upon us. The Golden Globes (a/k/a Oscar jr.) will be on NBC in a few hours, and I cannot help but wonder what anti-capitalist, anti-Bush, anti-American tripe they will be shoveling tonight. No matter what the "liberal elite" have to say, remember that you cannot criticize them. That would have a "chilling effect" on their freedom of speech, which we all know was intended by James Madison to be the right to make a complete ass of yourself without facing any consequences what-so-ever.

In observance of tonight's festivities, I want to point out something I said back in October of 2002.

My overall thoughts are that celebrities need to know when to keep their fucking mouths shut. Many celebrities never even finished high school, and their greatest achievement is looking pretty, or learning to read a cue card. Sure, you may have a good set of lungs, but your fame and fortune don't lend credence to the garbage you spew. In fact, I think just the opposite. Your incoherent ramblings and off-stage antics actually detract from any acting/singing/looking-pretty ability that you may possess.

Now shut the hell up and dance for me, you trained monkey.

As if you had any doubts about Hollywood intellect, Lay Lines and King of Fools, offer us some evidence.

Okay, so perhaps I went a little overboard with the graphics...

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Who says they're out of ideas?


The AP provides some of the tallies on this year's movies, and from the looks of it, it is going to be a bad year.

Sequels
Harry Potter 3
Spider Man 2
Shrek 2
Barbershop 2 and spin-off Beauty Shop
The Princess Diaries 2
Kill Bill 2
Bridget Jones 2
Bourne Identity 2 (Bourne Supremacy)
Meet the Parents 2 (Meet the Fockers)
Blade 3 (Blade: Trinity)
Agent Cody Banks 2
Scooby Doo 2
The Ring 2
Get Shorty 2 (Be Cool)
Oceans-11 2 (Oceans 12)

Remakes
Manchurian Candidate
The Stepford Wives
Starsky & Hutch
The Ladykillers
Walking Tall
Flight of the Phoenix
Van Helsing
Dracula
Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights
Shall We Dance
Dawn of the Dead

Cliches
Cinderella
13 Going on 30 (Kid in a grownup body a la "Big")
Connie and Carla (Cross-dressing a la "Tootsie", "Victor/Victoria", and "Some Like it Hot")

While I'm not saying there is a moral equivalence, I do want to point out that these are the same people that claim that you are taking something that isn't yours if you copy a CD or DVD.


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Hey Ya, Charlie Brown


iconHey... Ya...


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http://www.weirdsmobile.com/b/vault/heyyacb.mov
http://www.tuekistan.com/heyyacb.mov
http://www-personal.engin.umich.edu/~dmdagost/heyyacb.mov
http://www.wam.umd.edu/~dance/heyyacb.mov
http://nikki.screamingmute.com/heyya.html


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Limbaugh prosecutors go after the big fish


iconThe prosecution of Rush Limbaugh is starting to look more and more like a witch hunt every day. So far, they've offered immunity to his housekeeper, who was allegedly extorting thousands of dollars from him. ([sarcasm]Gee, she sure sounds credible.[/sarcasm] When is her book coming out again?) They have also gone on a fishing expedition with his private medical records to see if he's done anything wrong. (So much for the Fourth Amendment protection from unreasonable searches and seizures.)

Now the AP reports that prosecutors have turned down a plea deal with Limbaugh. Instead of putting him in a drug intervention program (to treat his illness) they are instead asking him to plead to felony charges. And of course, they are also deliberately leaking information to the press. I'm trying to keep from sounding biased or sound like I'm being soft on Limbaugh, but considering they have yet to even charge him with anything, the prosecution's zeal seems rather fishy.


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Bush courts swing vote, alienates conservative base


iconJonah Goldberg notes that conservatives are cooling to George W. Bush. While we generally support him on the war, his domestic agenda is driving the diehards away.

For some it started with his plan to offer amnesty-lite to illegal immigrants. For others, it's his fence-sitting on gay marriage. For others, like me, it was his signing of the campaign finance reform bill even though he thought it was unconstitutional. Or maybe it was his support for steel tariffs. Or the farm bill. I forget.
Of course, there is also his lack of commitment to limited government.
...compassion doesn't come cheap at the Bush White House, on whose watch overall spending from 2001 to 2003 grew at 16 percent and discretionary spending went up 27 percent. That's double Bill Clinton's rate.

Bush's defenders are eager to point to the war on terrorism as an excuse for increased spending. Fine. But that's only a small part of the story.

Under Bush, spending on education has gone up 60.8 percent, on labor 56 percent and on the Department of the Interior by 23.4 percent . The price tag for the president's Medicare plan alone starts, but won't end, at $400 billion. The farm bill was a pork horror show, pure and simple. More people work for the federal government now than at any time since the end of the Cold War.

Sure, Bush has been pushing a Democrat agenda, and has taken away issues that were once owned solely by Democrats. Medicare, immigration, farm spending, education spending, "professionalized" security workers, etc. But what Goldberg fails to mention is that all of this "compassionate conservatism" hasn't gotten Dubya very far. Bush is still hated and demonized by the left. No matter how much he's increased spending on education, for them it wasn't enough. No matter how much he's kowtowed to the unions, they're still endorsing the democrats.

When it comes down to it, other than the war on terror and tax cuts, Bush is basically a Democrat. And even though they don't have much to complain about, they're still complaining. And as long as they are out of power, they always will.


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Twenty-Two Into 40 Could Equal Serious Time


iconFox News reports that a hapless would-be armed robber barged into a 7-11 store with an unloaded rifle in an attempt to rob it. He tried loading the rifle once he entered the store, but found it difficult to cram the .40 caliber rounds into a .22 caliber chamber. Not to be disuaded by the laws of physics, he continued with his armed robbery only to suffer the wrath of three of the stores customers.

"He's trying to cram a .40-caliber bullet into a .22-caliber rifle," Broward County Sheriff's Office spokesman Jim Leljedal told the newspaper. "It's like twice as big as the gun will fit. It won't go."

Despite his weapon's lack of deadliness, the teen pointed the gun again at the cashier and said, "Give me the money -- don't make me do this."

Three customers saw their chance and jumped on the gunman, tackling him, kicking him and finally standing on him until police showed up.

It would have been a better story had it read "kicking him until the police showed up."

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The Curse of Sandra Day


iconIn direct response to the Supreme Court decision that allows for 25 years of race based discrimination, Washington State is working on a bill to permit descrimination at state universities and colleges.

The bill would permit admissions policies to consider an applicant's race, color, ethnicity or national origin to promote diversity as long as no enrollment slots are set aside based on race, all applicants are judged on how they would contribute to campus diversity...
This is a huge step toward collectivism. To the state, you aren't an individual; you aren't the product of your knowledge and experiences; instead you are a member of a larger group. You're white, black, Asian, Jewish, Arab, or whatever, and it is according to this group identity that you shall be treated.


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Brits may face charges in ICC


iconDo you remember how certain someone's on the left criticized President Bush for his refusal to subjugate the U.S. to the International Criminal Court? At the time, the feeling in Washington was that it could be used as a tool for politically targeted prosecutions. That would never happen, we were told.

Well, golly gee look what's happening to the Brits, whose government did ratify the ICC. As Spoons points out, British troops may face "war crimes" for some of the collateral damage in Iraq.


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Judged by the color of their skin


iconBack in 2002, I criticized the practice of hyphenating Americans as a means of describing physical appearance. Rather than refer to someone as black or white, politically correct people demand that black people be hyphenated, as if they all came from Africa, or all people from Africa are black. Neither is true. (I've known black people from Africa, Europe, and even Virginia and New York.) At the time I wrote about how confusing it must be to some people, when others describe someone's natural origin, but they are really referring to stereotypes about their race.

I believe that we are all Americans, and hyphenation only creates confusion and superfluousness under the guise of sensitivity. Hyphenation is best deserved to describe people that are actual immigrants to this country, and not people that are born here. Even then, it should be used to describe where they come from, not the color of their skin. Forty years ago, an Irish-American was somebody who had come over from Ireland. If you wanted to know what color they were, you had to look at them.
Well, it turns out I was right. This week, several students were disciplined by their school, because they made the mistake of assuming African-American meant African-American, rather than just referring to black people.
A small group of Westside High School students plastered the school Monday with posters advocating that a white student from South Africa receive the "Distinguished African American Student Award" next year.
Apparently the school really wanted to just honor black students. But rather than creating an award just for black kids, they created an "African-American" award that appears to be based on natural origin. Unfortunately for the kids, their confusion led to suspension when they expressed support for their white South-African friend. On top of that, a fourth student was suspended for circulating a petition that criticized the school for creating an award that was based not on a person's character, but on the color of their skin.

The sad part is the message this sends to children.

- Recognizing black student achievement: good.

- Recognizing white student achievement: bad.

- Criticizing a school that would discriminate based on race: bad.

- Exercising your First Amendment rights: bad.

And to top everything off, all this occurred on the day honoring Dr. Martin Luther King, a great American who championed the notion of not judging a person by the color of their skin.


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Global Warming to cause Global Cooling


iconAbout a week after Al Gore gave his anti-capitalist global warming speech on one of the coldest days of the year, some "scientists" are now claiming that global warming will actually make North America and Europe colder. Stefan Rahmstorf of the Potsdam Institute for Climate Impact Research in Germany claims that global warming could "trigger a regional cooling, but not an Ice Age."

Of course, we have been hearing this nonsense since the 1970s, when Kenneth E.F. Watt claimed during a 1970 Earth Day celebration, "If present trends continue, the world will be about four degrees colder for the global mean temperature in 1990, but eleven degrees colder by the year 2000...This is about twice what it would take to put us in an ice age."

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Clark gushes over assclown


icon"I'm delighted with Michael Moore, I really appreciate his support. He's a fantastic leader. I thank him tremendously for being here." -- Deposed General Wesley Clark, praising assclown Michael Moore.

As if you needed another reason not to like Wesley Clark.

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The skeletons in Kerry's closet


iconWith John Kerry taking the lead in Iowa, conservatives are already digging up dirt on the Senator. For all of his posturing about being a patriotic Vietnam veteran, apparently he quit the Army during the war to join the anti-war movement, galavanted around with 'Hanoi' Jane Fonda, and cozied up to the Chicoms a just few years after the Tiananmen Square massacre.


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Banned by UHaul


iconWhile UHaul decided to ban our Staff Writers from renting there, they don't seem to have any policy against their vendors and employees joining in newsgroup flame wars with potential customers. Considering it is UHaul's own forum, you would think they'd police it better. It's one thing to refuse my business, but when you provide a forum for your employees to mock me, it gets personal.


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A History of Lee-Jackson-King Day


iconJohn writes to give me hell about celebrating Lee-Jackson-King Day. He wants to know a little more about how Lee-Jackson-King Day came to be.

Why should two confederates and Martin Luther King have ever shared a holiday? I would like to know who the geniouses were that created a holiday shared by these three individuals. MLK deserves his own and should have always been that way.
Well, let's look back at the history. Robert E. Lee was born on January 19, 1807. Thomas J. "Stonewall" Jackson was born January 21, 1824. Martin Luther King Jr. was born January 15, 1929. As you can see, coincidence seems to have brought their birthdays together. If you still aren't convinced, lets dig a little deeper.

Robert E. Lee's birthday has been celebrated as a Virginia holiday since 1889. In 1904, the legislature added the birthday of Stonewall Jackson to the holiday, and Lee-Jackson Day was born. Eighty years later, Republican President Ronald Reagan declared the day in honor of Martin Luther King, Jr. Virginia, who since 1978 had celebrated King's Birthday in conjunction with New Years Day, made the change and simply tacked him onto Lee-Jackson Day. Thus Lee-Jackson-King Day was born.

In January of 2000, Virginia's Republican Governor James Gilmore asked the Legislature to move Lee-Jackson Day to the previous Friday, which would give Martin Luther King, Jr. a holiday of his own. The Legislature agreed, and the holidays were shuffled around, giving Commonwealth of Virginia employees a nice long 4-day weekend.

I made the personal decision to keep the three men together on one day, as a symbol of unity, justice, and a warm snuggly feeling inside. Okay, not really. Actually, I do it out of simplicity. Plus I don't see the point of having two separate holidays back to back.

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1984: We got you doing 406 in a 60 mph zone


iconA British cash cow speed camera safety camera nabbed a speedy motorist doing an astonishing 406 miles per hour in a 60 mile an hour zone. The Sun reports that Peter O'Flynn received a citation for speeding in the mail. Mr. O'Flynn claims the camera is slightly inaccurate, considering the nancy little french made Peugeot that he was driving has a top speed of 129 mph.

What really makes the whole event an oddity, is that rather than admit the camera is fallable the government still plans to press charges against Mr. O'Flynn. The Sun reports:

But the Cheshire Safety Camera Partnership, which issued the fine, said they would still take action despite the blunder.

A spokesman said they would be applying to magistrates for a summons.

What will the prosecution say? Apparently he was going so fast, he broke the camera. Or perhaps they'll just bump the ticket down to 129.

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Maybe that's why Clinton fired him


iconDeposed General and Presidential Candidate Wesley Clark admits that guns give him the heeby jeebies. Campaigning in New Hampshire, Clark said, "I don't feel right about concealed weapons. It's OK if you're a detective on the police force, but I don't see a requirement for ordinary citizens to carry concealed weapons."

He's right, we shouldn't require citizens to carry concealed firearms if they don't want to. But the idea that policemen are super citizens and should have rights that ordinary citizens cannot enjoy is ludicrous.


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When Feminists Attack


iconScott Norvell reports that feminazis at Michigan State University unilaterally vandalized a bookstore over an advertisement they disagreed with.

The windows of Ned's Bookstore were covered with graffiti saying "resist patriarchy" and "womyn unite."

The offending ad featured men walking down the street turning their heads at the sight of women coming toward them, as well as women fawning over the Ned's gorilla mascot. They have been pulled from the air and Ned's has apologized.

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A fool and his money...


iconYou would think that after losing $500,000 in the first robbery, this joker would stop carrying thousands of dollars in cash around with him.


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Doug Clifton, feeling the heat


iconThe Cleveland Plain Dealer has started their own weblog. While professional weblogs are nothing new, what I find interesting is their first topic. Apparently Plain Dealer editor Doug Clifton has been feeling some heat over their plans to publicize the personal information on Ohio's new concealed carry permit holders.

I wonder if it had anything to do with this.


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We've come a long way


iconHow far have we come in restoring America's gun rights? As this illustration shows, we've come pretty far.

Of course in some of these states like Wisconsin an Missouri, there is still work to do. Also, we need to start aiming for more green states.


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Spoons of the Union


iconSpoons blogged the State of the Union Address. I thought about doing it, but I wouldn't have been able to get up and get a beer as often. Besides, why should we do the work when Spoons will do it for us. Here are a few things that made me think "Yeah, that's what I was thinking." Of course, these are just some of the highlights, so please go read the rest.

Afghanistan: Businesses, schools, rights for women. I wish he's hit the women more (er, you know what I mean). The treatment of women in Islam is barbaric. If we manage to fix that anywhere, it's a great thing. Bush shouldn't be shy about taking credit for it. [...]

Very effective listing of the countries that supported us. Good to say, "and the seventeen other countries," rather than listing ones that public-school edumacated Americans have never heard of. [...]

"America will never seek a permission slip to defend the security of our country." Awesome. [...]

Only Republicans going to cheer good economic news? Makes sense, I suppose.

"These numbers confirm, that the American people are using their money far better than government would have, and you were right to return it." That'd be a better line if Bush's government hadn't gone on spending like a Democrat. We can't both spend the same money. [...]

Are those BOOOS for making tax cuts permanent?!? Have I heard boos at the SOTU before? I think maybe but it's rare. Don't Donks worry that voters might, you know, like, be watching this?

Stop junk lawsuits. Possibly the most important domestic policy initiative that no one's really pushing. Don't hold your breath.

Personal retirement account. That might be tied for most important. [...]

"A governemnt run health care system is the wrong prescription!" If it were possible to die from Irony, Bush would have just murdered 50 million people. [...]

$300 million for ex-cons? I want to hear more about this. Just don't give the fuckers the vote. [...]

I just figured out something. Jesse Jr. brought his kid so he wouldn't have to be caught standing or not standing at times when it could be politically dangerous. Expect to see at least 500 infants and toddlers in the chamber next year.

Of course, this is just a taste. Spoons had plenty of other good stuff and some more zingers. Please click the link and read the rest.


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Politicians upset, lottery winner will keep more of her own money


iconI think this about sums up what is wrong with government and politicians in general. Fox (search) News reports that South Euclid (Ohio) politicians are upset because Rebecca Jemison will get to keep more of her own money. Apparently her $162 Million lottery winnings are not subject to local tax under the current law.

South Euclid city officials were stunned to learn that they can't collect $1.4 million in income taxes from the winning Mega Millions ticket since the city charter wasn't updated to include lottery winnings as taxable income.

"It's not a good day for the city," Mayor Georgine Welo said Monday. "We were all excited until we went to go for the money and learned that we are not entitled to it. We are very saddened by the news."

Not entitled to it? So apparently they think they are entitled to what they already seize from people. How long do you think it will take them to amend their tax code to provide for lottery winnings? If it hasn't been done already, my guess is it will be by lunch time tomorrow.

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What will we do with the drunken sailor?


iconI have a feeling of dread about tonight's State of the Union Address. There are grumblings that Bush will announce all sorts of big dreams, and the federal spending increases that go along with them. The Wall Street Journal notes that the drunken GOP sailors have even managed to outspend Bill Clinton. And with this year's appropriations bill, it is only going to get worse.

Steve Moore of the Club for Growth calls this bill a pork-laden monstrosity worse than any ever produced when Congress was controlled by "tax-and-spend" liberals. There's federal money for the Please Touch Museum in Philadelphia, the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in Cleveland, and one traffic light somewhere in upstate New York. There's $50 million for an indoor rain forest in Coralville, Iowa. (For that price we could send the whole town on a rain forest vacation.) There's $2 million for a golf awareness program in St. Augustine, Florida. The number of such earmarked federal expenditures has quintupled in the past five years to about 10,000, worth $23 billion, for 2004.
Our two party system is a miserable failure. Republicans want to keep writing checks without having the money to cover them, while Democrats want to keep writing checks and raise everyone's taxes (especially the evil, hated, "rich") to pay for it.

The party that gets my vote in November will be the party that promises to put away the checkbook. And if neither party will commit to that, then neither one will get my vote. As Neal frequently points out, the only difference between Democrats and Republicans right now are tax cuts and the war on terror.

A lie repeated often enough...


iconSo, just what is so bad about Charles Pickering? What has he done to really get John 'F-ing' Kerry's panties in a bind? Well, Neal Boortz provides the scoop:

In a statement last week John Kerry called Pickering "a forceful advocate for a cross burner." Is that the case, or is Kerry playing a big race card here?

Here's your reader's digest version of the story. Three men get snockered and decide to burn a cross in the yard of a racially mixed couple in Mississippi. Here's your cast of characters:

* Mickey Herbert Thomas. 25-year-old with less than a room-temperature IQ
* An unnamed 17-year old with a history of racial hatred. He was the ringleader for the cross burning incident and had previously been arrested for firing a gun into the home of the same mixed-race couiple.
* Daniel Swan, a 20-year-old with no previous problems with the law and no history of racial hatred.

The actual cross-burning was the work of Thomas and the 17-year-old juvenile. Swan sat in the truck and did not participate.

Thomas and the 17-year-old accepted a plea bargain and pled guilty. They were sentenced to probation. Swan claimed that he was drunk and was not didn't really know what was happening. He wanted a trial. He was found guilty at the trial. Federal sentencing guidelines said that Swan should get seven and one-half years in federal prison.

So ... here is Pickering's crime. The ringleader gets probation. The other person who helped to erect the cross, douse it with gasoline and set it on fire ... probation. The man who sat in the truck, seven and one-half years. Pickering merely talked to the Justice Department about bypassing the sentencing guidelines to get the truck driver a lesser sentence. This is what Charles Schumer calls "glaring racial insensitivity". This is what John Kerry describes as being a "forceful advocate for cross burners."

By the way, do you know that immediately after Mississippi schools were desegregated Charles Pickering took his kids out of a majority white school and made a point of sending them to a majority black newly integrated school? How's that for a display of Pickering's " glaring racial insensitivity."

It's election time. Beware of the demagogues.

Neal also notes that Clinton tried the same recess appointment trick when he was President. Only his appointment lacked the 50 votes needed for confirmation. (Pickering got 54 votes.) Clinton also ignored the law by not calling for a vote when the next Congressional session took office. Were the dems crying about that?

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And now a word from our sponsors


iconThe Washington Post continues their anti-smoking agenda. Take a look at the first two lines of this "news" story.

Martha S. Jones has asthma, so whenever her husband, Bob, lights up at their Woodbridge home, the agreement is that he steps outside.

She used to think that protected her from exposure to the more than 4,000 chemical compounds found in cigarette smoke, 43 of which are known to cause cancer in humans or animals.

Gee, plagiarize anti-smoking literature much? Or do the tobacco wackos just mail in their propaganda so that the Post can publish it as "news". What's worse, is that they go on to tout some second hand smoke pee test device.
The manufacturer, Nymox Corp. of Maywood, N.J., says the $15 test can be used to measure the secondhand smoke exposure of employees in smoky workplaces and people who live with smokers. One expert says it could be used in child custody cases.
Great, scientific legal testimony that costs $15 and fits into your pocket. How many lawsuits and bogus nanny laws is this little device going to spawn? They way they hawk it, I wonder if the Post owns stock in the damned thing. They stopped short of saying "call now, while supplies last". Oh, wait. Here it is on page two.
It is being sold by Drugstore.com and CVS.com...
The Post goes on to claim, "Secondhand smoke is well established by scientists as a cause of disease in nonsmokers." 'Well established' in the same way that 'global warming' is a scientific fact. Nowhere in their sales pitch did they mention that despite the best efforts of the CDC and WHO, scientists have been unable to find a conclusive link between second hand smoke and cancer.

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Let them eat cake


iconD.C. Democrats have are trying to recall Democrat Mayor Anthony Williams. Apparently Williams' support of school choice for poor families is annoying the big government Democrat base. The leader of the recall, Barbara Lett Simmons, lashes out at Williams' support of school vouchers and claims, "This guy does not care about people or any people's issues."

What, no blaming the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy?


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Paltrow: Americans are 'weird', 'over-patriotic'


"I worry about bringing up a child in America. At the moment there's a weird, over-patriotic atmosphere over there, like, 'We're No. 1 and the rest of the world doesn't matter.'" -- Gwyneth Paltrow, who likes to rudely park on the sidewalk, on her decision to raise her child in "gun-free" London, where even the Mayor doesn't feel safe.

I'd much rather wave an American flag than a white one.

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Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse


iconKittywood?


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Happy Lee-Jackson-King Day


iconAs a boy growing up in Virginia, this Monday was always Lee-Jackson-King Day. We celebrated the birth of two great Virginians and Civil War Generals Robert E. Lee, and Thomas J. "Stonewall" Jackson; and of course the great American Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. In 2000, Lee-Jackson Day had to be moved to the Friday prior to Martin Luther King day to accomodate some federal government mandate that Dr. King get his own day. Actually I think it had more to do with forcing other states that didn't give kids the day off from school to comply, but I still thumb my nose at the fed, and celebrate the multi-holiday on Monday, unlike our very own governor weenie who refuses to celebrate Lee-Jackson Day at all. Don't worry, in all likelihood there will never be a Mark Warner day, celebrating the Virginia governor who, at this very moment is trying to raise taxes on all Virginians.

So Happy Lee-Jackson-King Day, everyone... (except to Mark, who'd better not j-walk in front of my car.)


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Something I wish I'd said


icon"I met this gun enthusiast. As research for my new novel, I asked him many questions, all the while voicing my disgust. My character might use a gun, but I never would. "Come to the range," the gun guy said. "I'll teach you to shoot."

I expected a dungeon full of men missing teeth and wearing T-shirts decorated with Confederate flags. Instead, I found a sunny, wood-paneled lobby and guys who looked like lawyers on their lunch break." -- Diana Wagman, LA Times.

"Let me tell you: anyone who feels more comfortable among lawyers than among rednecks doesn't deserve to own a gun." -- Kim du Toit.

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Atkins = Ingsoc?


iconIf you're buying into the Atkins craze, Lileks finally figured out what seems so 'familiar' about it. (scroll down 2/3) If you still don't get it, here's a hint.

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Those pesky kids


iconHave you ever seen groups of rowdy young teens hanging out on the weekends? They don't really have much to do, so they tend to just congregate and raise hell. Well, if you live in Montana, you'd better not yell at them or you could end up going to jail yourself. Apparently even yelling at teens is a crime now.

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Al Gore vs. the Unabomber