Ravenwood - 04/05/14 09:52 AM
Years ago the wizards of smart decided that the 100 year old name "Red River Shootout" for the college football game between Oklahoma and Texas sounded too violent. They neutered it and began referring to the game as "Red River Rivalry" (which sounds totally gay). Next year they are retiring their new name and taking a step back toward condoning wonton violence by calling it the Red River Showdown.
Oooo... what's the world coming to?
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