Spoons beat me to the punch with this delightful story about how Global Warming is actually causing Antarctic ice to increase.

Scientists now have incontrovertable proof that the global warming that is shrinking the polar ice caps and raising sea levels is now growing the polar ice caps and lowering sea levels -- just as they predicted.

My biggest fear now is the obvious implication that a rise in global temeratures may cause the next ice age!

In that spirit, I'd like to make the following predictions:

• The stock market will continue to skyrocket, causing a dramatic decline in stock prices;
• Hillary Clinton's universal unpopularity will catapult her to electoral success in the 2008 Presidential race;
• The spread of democracy throughout the Middle East will spread totalitarianism throughout the Middle East.