If I wanted to get a lot of red-blooded American males pissed of at me, I might say something like this:

"It (steroid use) started, really, in Pittsburgh," Haslett told the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette. "They got an advantage on a lot of football teams. They were so much stronger (in the) '70s, late '70s, early '80s. They're the ones who kind of started it."

New Orleans Saints coach Jim Haslett has since apologized. Having coached in New Orleans, and played for Buffalo, he apparently had no idea that telling the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette that all those great Pittsburgh players were only great because they used steroids, would be so upsetting to so many.

For an encore, next week Haslett plans to tell the newspapers in London that Winston Churchill wore women's underwear.