Neal provides this delightful suggestion of when to attack (third item):

President Bush is going to launch an attack on Saddam Hussein. The blame is Saddam's, the choice of timing is Bush's. May I humbly suggest 0015 hours GMT on Monday, March 24th? I think we're at 5 on GMT right now and that would schedule the first strike about 45 minutes before the start of the Academy Awards in Hollywood. What better way to start the liberation of Iraq than to take the spotlight away from some of Saddam's principal supporters?